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[koken_code label="Code" code="__lt__h1__gt__Кейворд: roadkill collection__lt__/h1__gt____n____lt__hr /__gt____n__ __n__ __lt__p__gt__Заголовок страницы: __lt__b__gt__Roadkill cuisine - Wikipedia__lt__/b__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__div style=__quot__padding: 0 20px; border-top: dashed 1px gray; border-bottom: dashed 1px gray__quot____gt____n____lt__h1__gt__Roadkill cuisine__lt__/h1__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Kentucky burgoo. which sometimes contains roadkill.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt____lt__b__gt__Roadkill cuisine__lt__/b__gt__ is preparing and eating roadkill. animals hit by vehicles and found along roads.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__It is a practice engaged in by a small subculture in the United States. southern Canada. the United Kingdom and other Western countries as well as in other parts of the world. It is also a subject of humor and urban legend .__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Almost 1.3 million deer are hit by vehicles each year in the US. __lb__3__rb__ If the animal is not obviously suffering from disease, the meat is no different from that obtained by hunting. The practice of eating roadkill is legal, and even encouraged in some jurisdictions, while it is tightly controlled or restricted in other areas. Roadkill eating is considered unglamorous and mocked in pop culture. where it is often associated with stereotypes of rednecks and uncouth persons.__lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__/div__gt____n__ __lt__p__gt____lt__small__gt__Источник: roadkill инцест en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadkill_cuisine__lt__/small__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __lt__hr /__gt____lt__hr /__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __n__ __lt__p__gt__Заголовок страницы: __lt__b__gt__Roadkill Collector Jobs - Roadkill Collection Process, Pay, Statistics__lt__/b__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__div style=__quot__padding: 0 20px; border-top: dashed 1px gray; border-bottom: dashed 1px gray__quot____gt____n____lt__h1__gt__Roadkill Collector Jobs__lt__/h1__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__It’s never a pleasant sight, but unfortunately it’s a common one…dead animals on the side of the road. Roadkill. There are endless miles of pavement that animals must cross everyday. It is always a tragedy when a helpless creature is hit by a motor vehicle, but it’s often unavoidable. Luckily, roadkill goes away, thanks to diligent roadkill collectors.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Roadkill collectors locate, remove, and dispose of roadkill. Roadkill is a term used for any creature that is killed by a motor vehicle. The list of potential roadkill victims is huge – wolves, bears, elk, moose, turtles, cougars, kangaroo, squirrels, cats, chipmunks, rats, possums, mountain goats, camels, raccoons, lizards, dogs, even insects and birds.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__One commonly hit creature is deer. There are 1.5 million deer collisions per year on average.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Hitting an animal with a vehicle can be very dangerous. When an animal enters the roadway, the first reaction of a driver is to swerve to avoid it. If the driver hits a larger animal, there is potential for damage to the vehicle and injury to the car’s passengers. If the animal is hit and the vehicle leaves the scene, a carcass is a hazard for other drivers. Finally a rotting animal carcass presents health issues that no one wants to deal with.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__The first step in preventing roadkill is to give animals a brake – slow down! There are signs along roadways that warn of animal crossings. Every driver should watch for glowing eyes near dusk and dawn. Defensive driving helps prevent roadkills, but an unpredictable deer dashing in front of a Toyota on I-85 can’t be avoided.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Roadkill laws are different in every state. If you have a collision don’t just bolt. All roadkill should be reported immediately. The State Patrol can move the carcass from the middle of the road or at least mark the spot of a sizable creature to warn drivers of a big object on the highway. At this point the roadkill collector’s job begins.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Roadkill collectors spend their days driving around looking for roadkill. They may cover a county, a section of highway, or a large region of roads. When a roadkill is located, the roadkill collector must deal with both the body and with oncoming traffic – a dangerous feat. It’s gruesome and no words can describe the horrid stench of fresh, decaying, or maggot and blood covered carcasses. There is no time for sympathy.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Next comes the daunting task of removing the creature. Roadkill collectors must always wear protective clothing. It may be easy to move a deer or a coyote, but how do you lift a giant moose or massive bear out of the road? Most roadkill operators use rope systems and lift gates to place carcasses in the bed of their truck. Ultimately the bodies are transported to landfills, composting facilities, or in some cases soup kitchens.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Working as a roadkill collector is not a job for animal lovers. It’s a job that is on call 24 hours per day, 365 days per year. One __lt__em__gt__CNN.com__lt__/em__gt__ article wrote of a roadkill collector in Pennsylvania who is paid $40 per deer and averages 1,800 deer per year. That’s a salary of $72,000 per year. While some are paid per animal removal, others are paid around $15 per hour. Typically a roadkill collector works for the state government, the department of transportation, or private contractors.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__At the end of the day, a roadkill collector keeps the roads of the world running smoothly, stops the spread of smells and diseases, and collects a decent paycheck. No doubt about it, cleaning up roadkill is not the job for everyone. But accidents happen and for those who pursue a career as a roadkill collector, there will always be work available.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__h2__gt__Quick Facts About Professional Roadkill Collection__lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt____lt__strong__gt__Job Title:__lt__/strong__gt__ Roadkill cleaner, Roadkill Collector__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt____lt__strong__gt__Office:__lt__/strong__gt__ The side of the road__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt____lt__strong__gt__Description:__lt__/strong__gt__ Locate, remove, and dispose of roadkill__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt____lt__strong__gt__Certifications/Education:__lt__/strong__gt__ No formal education or skill required__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt____lt__strong__gt__Necessary Skills:__lt__/strong__gt__ Driver license, Able to move large dead animals__lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__/div__gt____n__ __lt__p__gt____lt__small__gt__Источник: roadkill torrentjobmonkey.com/uniquejobs/roadkill-collector/__lt__/small__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __lt__hr /__gt____lt__hr /__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __n__ __lt__p__gt__Заголовок страницы: __lt__b__gt__Everything You Were Afraid to Ask About Roadkill__lt__/b__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__div style=__quot__padding: 0 20px; border-top: dashed 1px gray; border-bottom: dashed 1px gray__quot____gt____n____lt__h2__gt__What happens when an animal doesn’t make it to the other side of the street?__lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__PUBLISHED August 9, 2016__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__There are fatalities on all sides when animals share a habitat with human beings. Animals who are migrating, tracking a mate, or looking for food and water have to cross roads, unaware of the speeding metal danger that is the automobile. Each crossing is a danger to them, and they may or may not get to the other side.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__h2__gt____lt__b__gt__Science__lt__/b__gt____lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__h2__gt____lt__b__gt__Wildlife Scavenging__lt__/b__gt____lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__The most common fate of roadkill is being scavenged by another animal. Carnivores will smell the free street pizza and chow down by the roadside. This can be problematic, though, because then the scavenger is also in danger of a car hitting him.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__But it’s not only coyotes, vultures, and bears that enjoy decomposing carcasses. The circle of life means that all of the nutrients will return to the ecosystem in one way or another. Rodents and deer chew on the bones for calcium. Some species of insects and fungi rely completely on decaying animal matter to sustain themselves. Even when the animal is buried, the bones eventually dissolve and return to the earth.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__h2__gt____lt__b__gt__City Disposal__lt__/b__gt____lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__In cities, there is usually a department that is in charge of collecting and disposing of roadkill. Sometimes it’s a beautification department, sanitation, animal control, or public works.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Other cities have different methods of disposal. Some put the remains in large drums, freeze them, and then discard them in a landfill. Others bury them on the side of the road or compost the bodies.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__h2__gt____lt__b__gt__Food__lt__/b__gt____lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Why should carrion birds have all the fun of roadside dining? People can eat them, too. In some states, roadkill collection is illegal, but in Massachusetts you can take home and eat any deer you hit yourself. In West Virginia, you can take any roadkill that isn’t otherwise protected.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Bill Eberbaugh is the author of __lt__i__gt__Gourmet Style Roadkill Cooking and Other Fine Recipes.__lt__/i__gt__ He collects roadkill on the way to and from work as a nurse, and his book even inspired the creation of the West Virginia Roadkill Cookoff. Most years he sits on the panel of judges at the event.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__When Eberbaugh is judging dishes, he asks the contestants if the animal is actually from the road. Most people say no, but some say yes. “And I’ll automatically judge them a little better, because it’s real,” Eberbaugh said. “Because I’m the roadkill man.”__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__h2__gt____lt__b__gt__What to Do if You Find Roadkill__lt__/b__gt____lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__If you find roadkill, you have a variety of options. If the animal is domestic, like a dog or a cat, you should try to find the owner by looking for tags, knocking on doors of houses nearby for identification, and taking it to a vet or shelter to scan for a microchip. If none of those work, post signs around the neighborhood or on local websites like Nextdoor and Craigslist.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Just because it’s the end of an animal’s life doesn’t mean it’s the end of it’s story. A carcass has plenty of value, whether it’s scientific, aesthetic, or caloric.__lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__/div__gt____n__ __lt__p__gt____lt__small__gt__Источник: roadkill инцест news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/08/roadkill-animals-disposal-science-food/__lt__/small__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __lt__hr /__gt____lt__hr /__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __n__ __lt__p__gt__Заголовок страницы: __lt__b__gt__On Jon Sindell’s ‘The Roadkill Collection’ – The Coil – Medium__lt__/b__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__div style=__quot__padding: 0 20px; border-top: dashed 1px gray; border-bottom: dashed 1px gray__quot____gt____n____lt__h1__gt__Review: The Roadkill Collection__lt__/h1__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Jon Sindell uses a variety of topics to showcase his talent in short verse in his flash fiction collection, __lt__em__gt__The Roadkill Collection__lt__/em__gt__. He tackles topics that make you laugh and smile, before surprising you with more controversial content, such as gender identification, self-mutilation, and the consequences of our daily choices.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__He shows himself a master of the plot twist in such shorts as “Pop-Up,” where it begins with scattered memories told by friends and loved ones, ending with:__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt____lt__em__gt__It was just the hypnotic spell of the ball, rising up from the batter’s box __lb__…__rb__ looking like the white rubber ball his dad had thrown to him thousands of times __lb__…__rb__. __lb__S__rb__ometimes he’d catch them, and sometimes he’d drop them–and when he dropped them, he’d dive to the ground __lb__…__rb__ as if the winning run of the last World Series ever were standing on third __lb__…__rb__. He dove like that when the ball brushed his fingers and sank below the third-deck railing. (p. 58).__lt__/em__gt____lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Jon has an impeccable knack for capturing the voice of each of his characters, giving you the ability to relate wholly and completely to a seventy-something man in one story, and an eight-year-old boy in the next. His layout, from thoughtful, to pensive, to amusing and back again, is excellent for leading you through the importance of his topics without leaving you feeling exhausted from an emotional rollercoaster. His work is relative to that of Joseph Michael Owens’ in the way that he is able to take a mundane task or daily practice and make it into an entrancing tale you find yourself referencing in your day-to-day life. __lt__em__gt__The Roadkill Collection__lt__/em__gt__ is an excellent collection in which to lose yourself, be it for a story or a day.__lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__/div__gt____n__ __lt__p__gt____lt__small__gt__Источник: roadkill инцест medium.com/the-coil/review-the-roadkill-collection-jon-sindell-1dd16893f395__lt__/small__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __lt__hr /__gt____lt__hr /__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __n__ __lt__p__gt__Заголовок страницы: __lt__b__gt__13 Bizarre Jobs That Pay Surprisingly Well – Planet Dolan | Obscure Facts About Life__lt__/b__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__div style=__quot__padding: 0 20px; border-top: dashed 1px gray; border-bottom: dashed 1px gray__quot____gt____n____lt__h1__gt__13 Bizarre Jobs That Pay Surprisingly Well__lt__/h1__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__From deer urine collectors to professional cuddlers­, we count thirteen strange and unusual jobs that pay surprisingly well!__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__13 – __lt__strong__gt__Professional Patient,__lt__/strong__gt____lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__ul__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__If you think every throat tickle is tuberculosis and every scraped knee requires amputation, then maybe you should consider becoming a professional patient. Even if you aren’t a hypochondriac, this is still a noble profession that will help the next generation of doctors.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__Basically a professional patient volunteers their time and body so that med school students can hone skills as physicians and improve their bedside manner.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__In one session, you might receive __lt__em__gt__seventeen__lt__/em__gt__ physicals or, if you want to be paid more, you can volunteer for more invasive procedures, like pap smears or getting your prostate examined multiple times by teams of inexperienced doctors.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__/ul__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__12 – __lt__strong__gt__Deer Urine Collector,__lt__/strong__gt____lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__ul__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__Apparently, deer urine is packed with pheromones that drive bucks completely loco. This makes it the lure of choice for deer hunters and creates a weird market for animal pee.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__Deer farmers actually collect and sell the undiluted pee of their white-tailed deer. Since there are more than seventeen million deer hunters in the US, there is plenty of demand and plenty of opportunity to make serious coin.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__A single deer has between $93,000 to $303,000 worth of pee in it each year.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__/ul__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__11 –__lt__strong__gt__Roadkill Collector,__lt__/strong__gt____lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__ul__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__Deer farmers may weep at this, but over one and a half million deer are hit by cars each year. All that urine money down the drain. Plenty of other animals get collected by cars, too. Usually while scurrying across the road in poor weather conditions. It’s the roadkill collector’s job to pick them up.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__Collectors must scan the roads for animal carcasses, play Frogger with traffic, and dispose of what they find at landfills or compost heaps.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__If you’re game, roadkill collection can be pretty lucrative, with a minimum wage of $25,000 a year.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__/ul__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__10 –__lt__strong__gt__Furniture Tester,__lt__/strong__gt____lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__ul__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__If your mum keeps giving you grief about spending fourteen hours a day on the couch, tell her you’re training for a career as a furniture tester. This unusual job exists because robots haven’t yet developed the ability to give feedback about how comfortable furniture is.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__As you might have guessed, testers sit for long periods on manufacturers’ furniture to give feedback. This human touch gives furniture makers insight into what is comfortable and tells them what material they should use and how high or low to build something.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__For their efforts, furniture testers average $31,000 a year. Probably get freebies too.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__/ul__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__9 –__lt__strong__gt__Ice Cream Taster,__lt__/strong__gt____lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__ul__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__Ice cream tasters are employed by dairy companies to taste and assist in the creation of different flavours of ice cream.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__John Harrison is the official taste tester for a company called Dreyer’s. He goes by the alias ‘The Ice Cream Man’ and has tasted a few hundred __lt__em__gt__million__lt__/em__gt__ gallons of the stuff over the years. His taste buds are reportedly insured for a million dollars.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__Seems like a pretty __lt__em__gt__cool__lt__/em__gt__ job then. For their efforts, ice cream tasters make a whopping $56,000 a year on average. I guess they would be subjected to gross flavours like liquorice and wasabi, though. You couldn’t pay me enough to eat those.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__/ul__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__8 – __lt__strong__gt__Crime Scene Cleaner,__lt__/strong__gt____lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__ul__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__Although police clean the streets of crime, they don’t clean crime scenes; that would be the crime scene cleaner.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__Dismantling meth labs or cleaning up after horrific bloodbaths or anthrax spills is an unpopular and sometimes dangerous job, so it’s important that workers are well compensated. For surrounding themselves with all that gore and tragedy, crime scene cleaners bring in around $600 an hour.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__li__gt__Obviously this isn’t a job for squeamish types who hate blood.__lt__/li__gt____n____n____lt__/ul__gt____n____n____lt__h1__gt____lt__strong__gt__CLICK HERE FOR THE NEXT PAGE__lt__/strong__gt____lt__/h1__gt____n__ __lt__/div__gt____n__ __lt__p__gt____lt__small__gt__Источник: roadkill torrentplanetdolan.com/13-bizarre-jobs-that-pay-surprisingly-well/__lt__/small__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __lt__hr /__gt____lt__hr /__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __n__ __lt__p__gt__Заголовок страницы: __lt__b__gt__The Roadkill Collection: Jon Sindell: 9780990487234: Amazon.com: Books__lt__/b__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__div style=__quot__padding: 0 20px; border-top: dashed 1px gray; border-bottom: dashed 1px gray__quot____gt____n____lt__h2__gt__Special offers and product promotions__lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__h2__gt__Editorial Reviews__lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__h3__gt__Review__lt__/h3__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__The flash stories in this stellar collection, rich in voice and tone, resonate long after they are read. Jon Sindell has put together a book of sharp and original shorts. One that shows how a concise story, when nuanced and well-crafted, can be told in a very big way.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Robert Scotellaro, Measuring the Distance__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__This debut collection heralds Jon Sindell’s mastery of the flash fiction genre. His deft employment of satire and irony, remarkable for their choreographed brevity and bite, frequently provoke a compelling yet unwritten storyline that wit is accustomed to veiling. His stirring “One Clear Shot” is representative of The Roadkill Collection’s command of the implied.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Dennis Must, The World’s Smallest Bible__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__“Let the wild rumpus begin!” shouts Mud Boy in Jon Sindell’s opening salvo from the The Roadkill Collection. And there couldn’t be a more perfect introduction to this furor of flash fiction. With charity, grace, and a biting sense of humor, Sindell realizes the promise inherent in flash fiction— that humanity can be effectively explored in an instant. Despite the brevity of these pieces, nothing of story is sacrificed in these resounding impressions of what it means to be human, from engaging protagonists and surprising complications, to emotional resonance and language that lifts. There’s not a disappointment among them. But what stands out the most is the empathy with which Sindell renders his characters. These postcards from the underdogs and outcasts of the world chronicle our universal need for connection, to find a place in the world among others, to love and be loved.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Chris Bundy, Baby, You’re a Rich Man__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Jon Sindell’s The Roadkill Collection centers on the chaos and confusion of life, and its various cruelties. The stories render the lengths we too often go to in an effort to fit in and belong, while also depicting those characters outside the mainstream—whether by choice or exclusion. The work left me thinking about what we can and can’t control in others, ourselves, and our world.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Ethel Rohan, Goodnight Nobody__lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__/div__gt____n__ __lt__p__gt____lt__small__gt__Источник: roadkill инцест www.amazon.com/Roadkill-Collection-Jon-Sindell/dp/0990487237__lt__/small__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __lt__hr /__gt____lt__hr /__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __n__ __lt__p__gt__Заголовок страницы: __lt__b__gt____n__The Roadkill Collection by Jon Sindell__n____lt__/b__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__div style=__quot__padding: 0 20px; border-top: dashed 1px gray; border-bottom: dashed 1px gray__quot____gt____n____lt__h1__gt__The Roadkill Collection__lt__/h1__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Jon Sindell (Goodreads Author)__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Funny, insightful, heartbreaking, ironic, the forty–nine flash stories in The Roadkill Collection glimpse herds of humans crossing life’s roadway—and no one crosses that road unharmed. Graced with compassion and laced with sharp humor, this diverse collection leaves burning rubber all over the road.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Fine authors say.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt____quot__The flash stories in this stellar collection, rich in Funny, insightful, heartbreaking, ironic, the forty–nine flash stories in The Roadkill Collection glimpse herds of humans crossing life’s roadway—and no one crosses that road unharmed. Graced with compassion and laced with sharp humor, this diverse collection leaves burning rubber all over the road.__lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__/div__gt____n__ __lt__p__gt____lt__small__gt__Источник: roadkill инцест www.goodreads.com/book/show/23510158-the-roadkill-collection__lt__/small__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __lt__hr /__gt____lt__hr /__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __n__ __lt__p__gt__Заголовок страницы: __lt__b__gt__Cartoon Porn Comics в Твиттере: «Art by RoadKill Update roadkill инцест t.co/ajIum6OOro #comic #porno #porn #adult #nsfw #sexy #hot #comics #sex #cartoon #cartoons #comix #illustration #drawn #drawing #art #books #free #xxx #read #view #comicbooks #comicbook #fetish #taboo #family #mother… roadkill инцест t.co/RXD574pmBJ»__lt__/b__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__div style=__quot__padding: 0 20px; border-top: dashed 1px gray; border-bottom: dashed 1px gray__quot____gt____n____lt__h3__gt__В черный список__lt__/h3__gt____n____n____lt__h2__gt__Указывать местоположение в твитах__lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__h3__gt__Подтверждение__lt__/h3__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Пропустить все__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__h3__gt__Добро пожаловать домой!__lt__/h3__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Это ваша лента, где вы будете проводить большую часть времени, получая мгновенные уведомления о том, что интересует именно вас.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__h3__gt__Твиты вам не очень нравятся?__lt__/h3__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Наведите на изображение профиля и нажмите кнопку чтения, чтобы перестать читать любую учетную запись.__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__h3__gt__Выражайте свои чувства без слов__lt__/h3__gt____n____n____lt__h3__gt__Расскажите всему миру__lt__/h3__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Самый быстрый способ поделиться чьим-либо твитом с вашими читателями — ретвитнуть его. 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Certainly it is a disturbing landscape, but there's almost a sense of optimism and an infectious air of __lt__em__gt__purpose__lt__/em__gt__  to the narrator's actions. I associate Mr. D'Lacey more with a sort of visceral, physical style of thriller, but __lt__em__gt__Roadkill__lt__/em__gt__  is much more, well, New Wave SF. I could see this fitting in to Harlan Ellison's __lt__em__gt__Dangerous Visions, __lt__/em__gt__ and, again, that's no bad thing at all.  The mysterious masterminds over at __lt__em__gt__This is Horror__lt__/em__gt__  are quietly building one hell of a series with their chapbooks, and __lt__em__gt__Roadkill__lt__/em__gt__  is my favourite so far.__lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__/div__gt____n__ __lt__p__gt____lt__small__gt__Источник: roadkill torrentpornokitsch.com/2013/09/review-round-up-roadkill-wifey-second-lady.html__lt__/small__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __lt__hr /__gt____lt__hr /__gt____n__ __lt__br /__gt____n__ __n__ __lt__p__gt__Заголовок страницы: __lt__b__gt__TOON PORN__lt__/b__gt____lt__/p__gt____n__ __lt__div style=__quot__padding: 0 20px; border-top: dashed 1px gray; border-bottom: dashed 1px gray__quot____gt____n____lt__h2__gt__Marge Simpson, Francine Smith & Lois Griffin by Nick Artist__lt__/h2__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__The summertime lewdness continues with one of my favorite pairs, Raven and Beast Boy!__lt__/p__gt____n____n____lt__p__gt__Beast Boy can’t help but get turned on after seeing Raven in her swimsuit all day. 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Заголовок страницы: Roadkill cuisine - Wikipedia

Roadkill cuisine

Kentucky burgoo. which sometimes contains roadkill.

Roadkill cuisine is preparing and eating roadkill. animals hit by vehicles and found along roads.

It is a practice engaged in by a small subculture in the United States. southern Canada. the United Kingdom and other Western countries as well as in other parts of the world. It is also a subject of humor and urban legend .

Almost 1.3 million deer are hit by vehicles each year in the US. [3] If the animal is not obviously suffering from disease, the meat is no different from that obtained by hunting. The practice of eating roadkill is legal, and even encouraged in some jurisdictions, while it is tightly controlled or restricted in other areas. Roadkill eating is considered unglamorous and mocked in pop culture. where it is often associated with stereotypes of rednecks and uncouth persons.

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Заголовок страницы: Roadkill Collector Jobs - Roadkill Collection Process, Pay, Statistics

Roadkill Collector Jobs

It’s never a pleasant sight, but unfortunately it’s a common one…dead animals on the side of the road. Roadkill. There are endless miles of pavement that animals must cross everyday. It is always a tragedy when a helpless creature is hit by a motor vehicle, but it’s often unavoidable. Luckily, roadkill goes away, thanks to diligent roadkill collectors.

Roadkill collectors locate, remove, and dispose of roadkill. Roadkill is a term used for any creature that is killed by a motor vehicle. The list of potential roadkill victims is huge – wolves, bears, elk, moose, turtles, cougars, kangaroo, squirrels, cats, chipmunks, rats, possums, mountain goats, camels, raccoons, lizards, dogs, even insects and birds.

One commonly hit creature is deer. There are 1.5 million deer collisions per year on average.

Hitting an animal with a vehicle can be very dangerous. When an animal enters the roadway, the first reaction of a driver is to swerve to avoid it. If the driver hits a larger animal, there is potential for damage to the vehicle and injury to the car’s passengers. If the animal is hit and the vehicle leaves the scene, a carcass is a hazard for other drivers. Finally a rotting animal carcass presents health issues that no one wants to deal with.

The first step in preventing roadkill is to give animals a brake – slow down! There are signs along roadways that warn of animal crossings. Every driver should watch for glowing eyes near dusk and dawn. Defensive driving helps prevent roadkills, but an unpredictable deer dashing in front of a Toyota on I-85 can’t be avoided.

Roadkill laws are different in every state. If you have a collision don’t just bolt. All roadkill should be reported immediately. The State Patrol can move the carcass from the middle of the road or at least mark the spot of a sizable creature to warn drivers of a big object on the highway. At this point the roadkill collector’s job begins.

Roadkill collectors spend their days driving around looking for roadkill. They may cover a county, a section of highway, or a large region of roads. When a roadkill is located, the roadkill collector must deal with both the body and with oncoming traffic – a dangerous feat. It’s gruesome and no words can describe the horrid stench of fresh, decaying, or maggot and blood covered carcasses. There is no time for sympathy.

Next comes the daunting task of removing the creature. Roadkill collectors must always wear protective clothing. It may be easy to move a deer or a coyote, but how do you lift a giant moose or massive bear out of the road? Most roadkill operators use rope systems and lift gates to place carcasses in the bed of their truck. Ultimately the bodies are transported to landfills, composting facilities, or in some cases soup kitchens.

Working as a roadkill collector is not a job for animal lovers. It’s a job that is on call 24 hours per day, 365 days per year. One CNN.com article wrote of a roadkill collector in Pennsylvania who is paid $40 per deer and averages 1,800 deer per year. That’s a salary of $72,000 per year. While some are paid per animal removal, others are paid around $15 per hour. Typically a roadkill collector works for the state government, the department of transportation, or private contractors.

At the end of the day, a roadkill collector keeps the roads of the world running smoothly, stops the spread of smells and diseases, and collects a decent paycheck. No doubt about it, cleaning up roadkill is not the job for everyone. But accidents happen and for those who pursue a career as a roadkill collector, there will always be work available.

Quick Facts About Professional Roadkill Collection

Job Title: Roadkill cleaner, Roadkill Collector

Office: The side of the road

Description: Locate, remove, and dispose of roadkill

Certifications/Education: No formal education or skill required

Necessary Skills: Driver license, Able to move large dead animals

Источник: roadkill torrentjobmonkey.com/uniquejobs/roadkill-collector/





Заголовок страницы: Everything You Were Afraid to Ask About Roadkill

What happens when an animal doesn’t make it to the other side of the street?

PUBLISHED August 9, 2016

There are fatalities on all sides when animals share a habitat with human beings. Animals who are migrating, tracking a mate, or looking for food and water have to cross roads, unaware of the speeding metal danger that is the automobile. Each crossing is a danger to them, and they may or may not get to the other side.

Science

Wildlife Scavenging

The most common fate of roadkill is being scavenged by another animal. Carnivores will smell the free street pizza and chow down by the roadside. This can be problematic, though, because then the scavenger is also in danger of a car hitting him.

But it’s not only coyotes, vultures, and bears that enjoy decomposing carcasses. The circle of life means that all of the nutrients will return to the ecosystem in one way or another. Rodents and deer chew on the bones for calcium. Some species of insects and fungi rely completely on decaying animal matter to sustain themselves. Even when the animal is buried, the bones eventually dissolve and return to the earth.

City Disposal

In cities, there is usually a department that is in charge of collecting and disposing of roadkill. Sometimes it’s a beautification department, sanitation, animal control, or public works.

Other cities have different methods of disposal. Some put the remains in large drums, freeze them, and then discard them in a landfill. Others bury them on the side of the road or compost the bodies.

Food

Why should carrion birds have all the fun of roadside dining? People can eat them, too. In some states, roadkill collection is illegal, but in Massachusetts you can take home and eat any deer you hit yourself. In West Virginia, you can take any roadkill that isn’t otherwise protected.

Bill Eberbaugh is the author of Gourmet Style Roadkill Cooking and Other Fine Recipes. He collects roadkill on the way to and from work as a nurse, and his book even inspired the creation of the West Virginia Roadkill Cookoff. Most years he sits on the panel of judges at the event.

When Eberbaugh is judging dishes, he asks the contestants if the animal is actually from the road. Most people say no, but some say yes. “And I’ll automatically judge them a little better, because it’s real,” Eberbaugh said. “Because I’m the roadkill man.”

What to Do if You Find Roadkill

If you find roadkill, you have a variety of options. If the animal is domestic, like a dog or a cat, you should try to find the owner by looking for tags, knocking on doors of houses nearby for identification, and taking it to a vet or shelter to scan for a microchip. If none of those work, post signs around the neighborhood or on local websites like Nextdoor and Craigslist.

Just because it’s the end of an animal’s life doesn’t mean it’s the end of it’s story. A carcass has plenty of value, whether it’s scientific, aesthetic, or caloric.

Источник: roadkill инцест news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/08/roadkill-animals-disposal-science-food/





Заголовок страницы: On Jon Sindell’s ‘The Roadkill Collection’ – The Coil – Medium

Review: The Roadkill Collection

Jon Sindell uses a variety of topics to showcase his talent in short verse in his flash fiction collection, The Roadkill Collection. He tackles topics that make you laugh and smile, before surprising you with more controversial content, such as gender identification, self-mutilation, and the consequences of our daily choices.

He shows himself a master of the plot twist in such shorts as “Pop-Up,” where it begins with scattered memories told by friends and loved ones, ending with:

It was just the hypnotic spell of the ball, rising up from the batter’s box […] looking like the white rubber ball his dad had thrown to him thousands of times […]. [S]ometimes he’d catch them, and sometimes he’d drop them–and when he dropped them, he’d dive to the ground […] as if the winning run of the last World Series ever were standing on third […]. He dove like that when the ball brushed his fingers and sank below the third-deck railing. (p. 58).

Jon has an impeccable knack for capturing the voice of each of his characters, giving you the ability to relate wholly and completely to a seventy-something man in one story, and an eight-year-old boy in the next. His layout, from thoughtful, to pensive, to amusing and back again, is excellent for leading you through the importance of his topics without leaving you feeling exhausted from an emotional rollercoaster. His work is relative to that of Joseph Michael Owens’ in the way that he is able to take a mundane task or daily practice and make it into an entrancing tale you find yourself referencing in your day-to-day life. The Roadkill Collection is an excellent collection in which to lose yourself, be it for a story or a day.

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Заголовок страницы: 13 Bizarre Jobs That Pay Surprisingly Well – Planet Dolan | Obscure Facts About Life

13 Bizarre Jobs That Pay Surprisingly Well

From deer urine collectors to professional cuddlers­, we count thirteen strange and unusual jobs that pay surprisingly well!

13 – Professional Patient,

  • If you think every throat tickle is tuberculosis and every scraped knee requires amputation, then maybe you should consider becoming a professional patient. Even if you aren’t a hypochondriac, this is still a noble profession that will help the next generation of doctors.
  • Basically a professional patient volunteers their time and body so that med school students can hone skills as physicians and improve their bedside manner.
  • In one session, you might receive seventeen physicals or, if you want to be paid more, you can volunteer for more invasive procedures, like pap smears or getting your prostate examined multiple times by teams of inexperienced doctors.

12 – Deer Urine Collector,

  • Apparently, deer urine is packed with pheromones that drive bucks completely loco. This makes it the lure of choice for deer hunters and creates a weird market for animal pee.
  • Deer farmers actually collect and sell the undiluted pee of their white-tailed deer. Since there are more than seventeen million deer hunters in the US, there is plenty of demand and plenty of opportunity to make serious coin.
  • A single deer has between $93,000 to $303,000 worth of pee in it each year.

11 –Roadkill Collector,

  • Deer farmers may weep at this, but over one and a half million deer are hit by cars each year. All that urine money down the drain. Plenty of other animals get collected by cars, too. Usually while scurrying across the road in poor weather conditions. It’s the roadkill collector’s job to pick them up.
  • Collectors must scan the roads for animal carcasses, play Frogger with traffic, and dispose of what they find at landfills or compost heaps.
  • If you’re game, roadkill collection can be pretty lucrative, with a minimum wage of $25,000 a year.

10 –Furniture Tester,

  • If your mum keeps giving you grief about spending fourteen hours a day on the couch, tell her you’re training for a career as a furniture tester. This unusual job exists because robots haven’t yet developed the ability to give feedback about how comfortable furniture is.
  • As you might have guessed, testers sit for long periods on manufacturers’ furniture to give feedback. This human touch gives furniture makers insight into what is comfortable and tells them what material they should use and how high or low to build something.
  • For their efforts, furniture testers average $31,000 a year. Probably get freebies too.

9 –Ice Cream Taster,

  • Ice cream tasters are employed by dairy companies to taste and assist in the creation of different flavours of ice cream.
  • John Harrison is the official taste tester for a company called Dreyer’s. He goes by the alias ‘The Ice Cream Man’ and has tasted a few hundred million gallons of the stuff over the years. His taste buds are reportedly insured for a million dollars.
  • Seems like a pretty cool job then. For their efforts, ice cream tasters make a whopping $56,000 a year on average. I guess they would be subjected to gross flavours like liquorice and wasabi, though. You couldn’t pay me enough to eat those.

8 – Crime Scene Cleaner,

  • Although police clean the streets of crime, they don’t clean crime scenes; that would be the crime scene cleaner.
  • Dismantling meth labs or cleaning up after horrific bloodbaths or anthrax spills is an unpopular and sometimes dangerous job, so it’s important that workers are well compensated. For surrounding themselves with all that gore and tragedy, crime scene cleaners bring in around $600 an hour.
  • Obviously this isn’t a job for squeamish types who hate blood.

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Заголовок страницы: The Roadkill Collection: Jon Sindell: 9780990487234: Amazon.com: Books

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The flash stories in this stellar collection, rich in voice and tone, resonate long after they are read. Jon Sindell has put together a book of sharp and original shorts. One that shows how a concise story, when nuanced and well-crafted, can be told in a very big way.

Robert Scotellaro, Measuring the Distance

This debut collection heralds Jon Sindell’s mastery of the flash fiction genre. His deft employment of satire and irony, remarkable for their choreographed brevity and bite, frequently provoke a compelling yet unwritten storyline that wit is accustomed to veiling. His stirring “One Clear Shot” is representative of The Roadkill Collection’s command of the implied.

Dennis Must, The World’s Smallest Bible

“Let the wild rumpus begin!” shouts Mud Boy in Jon Sindell’s opening salvo from the The Roadkill Collection. And there couldn’t be a more perfect introduction to this furor of flash fiction. With charity, grace, and a biting sense of humor, Sindell realizes the promise inherent in flash fiction— that humanity can be effectively explored in an instant. Despite the brevity of these pieces, nothing of story is sacrificed in these resounding impressions of what it means to be human, from engaging protagonists and surprising complications, to emotional resonance and language that lifts. There’s not a disappointment among them. But what stands out the most is the empathy with which Sindell renders his characters. These postcards from the underdogs and outcasts of the world chronicle our universal need for connection, to find a place in the world among others, to love and be loved.

Chris Bundy, Baby, You’re a Rich Man

Jon Sindell’s The Roadkill Collection centers on the chaos and confusion of life, and its various cruelties. The stories render the lengths we too often go to in an effort to fit in and belong, while also depicting those characters outside the mainstream—whether by choice or exclusion. The work left me thinking about what we can and can’t control in others, ourselves, and our world.

Ethel Rohan, Goodnight Nobody

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Заголовок страницы: The Roadkill Collection by Jon Sindell

The Roadkill Collection

Jon Sindell (Goodreads Author)

Funny, insightful, heartbreaking, ironic, the forty–nine flash stories in The Roadkill Collection glimpse herds of humans crossing life’s roadway—and no one crosses that road unharmed. Graced with compassion and laced with sharp humor, this diverse collection leaves burning rubber all over the road.

Fine authors say.

"The flash stories in this stellar collection, rich in Funny, insightful, heartbreaking, ironic, the forty–nine flash stories in The Roadkill Collection glimpse herds of humans crossing life’s roadway—and no one crosses that road unharmed. Graced with compassion and laced with sharp humor, this diverse collection leaves burning rubber all over the road.

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Заголовок страницы: Review Round-up: Roadkill, Wifey and the Second Lady - Pornokitsch

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Review Round-up: Roadkill, Wifey and the Second Lady

Three more reviews - one good new release and two vintage reads that are, well. kind of awful.

Well, Judy Blume's Wifey  (1978) was a disappointment. I saw it on the "40 Trashy Novels to Read Before You Die" list, got it, read it and. I suppose I'm 2.5% more prepared for my eventual demise, but that's cold comfort. 

Sandy Pressman is a nice, suburban Jewish housewife with an ostensibly ideal husband, a good country club membership, two fairly decent kids and. why isn't she satisfied? The answer, posits Wifey. is in her fairly crappy sex life. Sandy experiments with experimenting, if that makes sense - this isn't Midwood Press-style adultery porn as much as a frustrated woman's attempts to break free. Mostly it is bawdy comedy as Sandy half-heartedly flirts with being naughty, but her upbringing, social circles and cultural 'training' prevent her from truly cutting loose.

I'm a fan of all suburban literature (I mention this a lot), and I do admire the way that Wifey  tackles a lot of the issues of the 'lifestyle': the racism, the classism, the stress of fitting in and the pressure to fit an impossible (unfulfilling) ideal. The incidentals of Wifey  - Sandy's experiments with social consciousness, her golf lessons and the struggles with the generation above her - are the most interesting part. Ultimately though, there's no real conclusion, and I was left dissatisfied - Sandy manages to provoke a response from her husband (not a nice one), and, apparently, that - the sense of being noticed  - was all she really wanted. I get that as a premise, but it feels like nothing has been resolved, and Wifey could easy be re-read from the beginning: Sandy's life is stuck on a loop of inane misery. Perhaps that was the point?

Still, Wifey  was better than the second book I picked off the "40 Trashy Novels" list - Irving Wallace's Second Lady  (1980), which was so genuinely terrible I'm in a state of awe. Granted, it was never going to be good - given that the plot is that Soviet agents kidnap the First Lady and replace her with a KGB double. But the story is so ridiculous and fails on so many levels  that the terribleness of this book reaches masterful levels. I'll spare the gory details, but in a world where the KGB are more concerned about making sure that their spy "fucks like the First Lady" than, say, dealing with her fingerprints. you get what you deserve. Imagine Tom Clancy fan fiction, turned into a low-budget porn film. then novelised by Piers Anthony.

Also, worst ending ever. All the period reviewers were like SHOCKING TWISTED CLIFFHANGER WOW! And. no.  Spoilers. The First Lady and the "Second Lady" are in an explosion (don't ask, doesn't matter). One lives, one doesn't. BUT WHICH ONE? And the protagonists (our Jack Ryan type and the nubile young secretary he's schtupping ) are all like "WE'LL NEVER KNOW" Curtain. except. they will. I mean, first: the whole plot of the book is based around the fact that the "Second Lady" couldn't actually imitate the First Lady for a week. much less "the rest of her life". Second, you could just. ask her questions about that week where they weren't in the same place. Or third, FINGERPRINTS. FFS. But, you know, at least she's convincing in the sack.

Anyway, don't read this book. It was actually so bad that I immediately bought another of Irving Wallace's books just to see if he'd made a career out of being, you know, this bad. Halfway through The Fan Club. I have now drawn the utterly scientific conclusion: "Yes. He is that  bad."

Joseph D'Lacey's Roadkill  (2013) follows the driver of a stripped-down-but-kitted-out car, a steel box with wheels and a mighty engine. He's driving to an unknown destination at 180 mph. His goal? Beat his opponent and make it. there. As one moment clicks into the next, the reader receives fragments of the broken world - an enslaved childhood, dark heroes, lost cities. But, more importantly, the driver begins to connect with his nameless rival. As the two jockey for position at breathtaking speeds, skimming past impossible obstacles, they not only reach a point of mental singularity with their cars, but also, just a little, one another.

Roadkill  isn't horror in the conventional sense. Certainly it is a disturbing landscape, but there's almost a sense of optimism and an infectious air of purpose  to the narrator's actions. I associate Mr. D'Lacey more with a sort of visceral, physical style of thriller, but Roadkill  is much more, well, New Wave SF. I could see this fitting in to Harlan Ellison's Dangerous Visions,  and, again, that's no bad thing at all.  The mysterious masterminds over at This is Horror  are quietly building one hell of a series with their chapbooks, and Roadkill  is my favourite so far.

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